When people walk slow in front of you
When you try the hardest not to wake up your parents
phase one complete
Friend happy to receive gift!!
Friend says “I hate tumblr” ~Sad emoji face
initial gift-getting happiness
"I don’t get it"
Clearly he’s stunned by this majestic gift-WAIT
He uh he shoved it in his pants and walked away??
sciency conclusion: gift is 25% happying, 25% angering, 25% confusing, and 25% pants-worthy
Is your pH level 14 because you’re a basic bitch